Naughty Chats Review: Features, Pricing & My Test Results

Hey, I'm Miles, and this is RankDude, where I test AI tools hands on and rank them by category. Today it's Naughty Chats, from the AI girlfriend category. Quick word on scoring. Every app gets the same ten tests, each one graded from one to five, and the average plus my own take becomes the final score. Naughty Chats landed on a four out of five. Fast replies, perfect memory and photos with the same face every time. The catch: there's no voice, no video and no calls yet. Here's why. Let's open it up.

So this is the home page. Naughty Chats has a hundred and ninety eight ready made characters, realistic and anime. That's a small library, and some of the cards are explicit, so I've blurred them. There's also a swipe mode, like a dating app, a gallery and a set of free tools. Before we talk to anyone, let's look at what it costs.

Naughty Chats sells Premium as a one time payment, not a subscription. Twelve ninety nine for a month, twenty nine ninety nine for three months, or fifty nine ninety nine for a year, which works out to five dollars a month. Messages are unlimited, and you get tokens every month for photos. A photo costs two tokens. You pay with crypto, or they send you a card payment link on Discord. I'm testing on an account the Naughty Chats team set up for me, so I couldn't check cancelling or refunds. Okay, that's the money side. Let's look at the creator.

The creator has five steps. A style, her looks, her personality, her story, and her name. Every choice is a single tap: ethnicity, age, eyes, hair style and colour, and body type, with a live preview on the right. On my first test I made Hana this way. She was ready in about thirty seconds and she knew her whole backstory in chat. So the creator gets a four. Now let's see how they talk.

Chat is the part most people will use, so this is where I spent most of my time. Three days ago I told Maeve my name was Tomas, that I'm a baker, that I grew up in Krakow, and that I love potato pierogi. Today I open the same chat and ask her again. Two and a half seconds. Tomas, baker, Krakow, potato pierogi. And she catches me out, because I'd asked her the same thing a minute earlier while setting up this recording. You asked me that thirty seconds ago, Tomas, she says. Now Molly, and this time I'm timing the replies. The clock runs from the moment I press send until the first word appears. Every reply started in about one and a half to two seconds. And Molly noticed I was repeating myself too: three times he's asked me the same questions, she tells her kitten. She still knew I'm Daniel. Across my full test, ninety timed replies, the typical first word took about a second. All three characters remembered everything after thirty one messages, and they stayed richly in character, with real detail in every reply. So memory gets a five, staying in character a five, and reply speed a four. Next, photos.

In any chat you can ask for a photo and describe it yourself. Two tokens. I ask for Molly on the sofa with her kittens. Twenty six seconds, and here she is, on the sofa in a cosy sweater, holding one of her kittens, just as I asked. In my full test all twenty photos followed the prompt and kept the same face, and they even used details from the chat. So photos get a five. Voice, video and calls are where Naughty Chats stops. The home page shows live video calls, but open one and it says they aren't live yet, coming soon for Premium members. So there's nothing to score there for now. I'll test them when they launch.

So, where does that leave Naughty Chats? The chat is a real strength. Fast replies, perfect memory, characters who stay in their story, and photos with the same face every time. The catches are a small library, no voice, video or calls yet, and paying with crypto or a link on Discord. If chat and photos are what you want, it's a four out of five, and the yearly plan is cheap at five dollars a month. Every test, every number, and every screenshot is on RankDude, in the full review and on the test results page. And one last thing about RankDude. This isn't just one review. For every category we cover, we track all the tools out there, we gather the statistics, we test them the same way, and we keep monitoring them over time. The idea is a clear picture of a whole category, not just one product, and to set the standard for how this kind of data gets collected. The links are in the description. Thanks for watching, and I'll see you in the next one.